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The space suit im now wearing is top of the line- not only it can withstand the cold depths of space, but my tank has enough oxygen for three days.

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The Teacher Grabbed My Phone Off Me, I Was In The Middle Of a COD Match!

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His shirt said, "Pain is weakness leaving the body."

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I’m hearing the tapping on my window at night again.

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As I saw the dog outside whimpering in the thunder I was about to let it inside. But then I realised it was the same dog I tried saving a year ago from a car... the dog died from that car.

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I know the final answer

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When the police questioned me about my missing neighbor I told them I had eaten his liver with fava beans and Chianti, but I was just joking.

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I was standing behind my glass door, when I noticed a man outside.

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I have to pee so badly, If only this girl would fall asleep so I can sneak out of her closet.

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My new girlfriend talks in her sleep and will even answer questions honestly.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The space suit im now wearing is top of the line- not only it can withstand the cold depths of space, but my tank has enough oxygen for three days.	9
The Teacher Grabbed My Phone Off Me, I Was In The Middle Of a COD Match!	9
His shirt said, "Pain is weakness leaving the body."	9
I’m hearing the tapping on my window at night again.	9
As I saw the dog outside whimpering in the thunder I was about to let it inside. But then I realised it was the same dog I tried saving a year ago from a car... the dog died from that car.	9
I know the final answer	9
When the police questioned me about my missing neighbor I told them I had eaten his liver with fava beans and Chianti, but I was just joking.	9
I was standing behind my glass door, when I noticed a man outside.	9
I have to pee so badly, If only this girl would fall asleep so I can sneak out of her closet.	9
My new girlfriend talks in her sleep and will even answer questions honestly.	9